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get your free bottle of garcinia cambogia using this groupon deal before they run out
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
I always stuck the purple star under my eye like Rainbow Brite :B
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER YOUR EYES I USED TO THINK THEY WERE STICK-ON EARRINGS
I NEED A MOMENT
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WEREN’T MEANT FOR THE EARS
I was a forehead type of gal
oh, what a night!